Boing Boing found this little gem a couple days ago and I had to repost it here. As a child, what’s worse than having a thermometer inserted where the sun don’t shine? Having a thermometer designed to mimic one of your childhood heroes inserted where the sun don’t shine… man.
Oh, I should also mention that this digital wonder plays the SpongeBob theme song when its done, AND it has a bite-resistant shield. Fun!