Here’s a random selection to keep you distracted for a few minutes.

Being a bit of a Star Wars nerd I found this AT-AT stroller to be mind-blowing.

This one’s for the dads. With all the sleep you’re missing chances are you’re not doing a very good job of keeping yourself clean shaven. As such this $168.00 Mustache Comb Necklace might be for you… um… yeah, that’s right, Mustache Comb Necklace. I wonder if this is for real.

Kid asking you to join them on their next camping trip? With Paganini there’s no reason to say no. Fyi, without Paganini there are many, many, many reasons to say no. Consider bears, skunks, porcupines, infrequent showers, campfire songs, burnt smores and other peoples’ kids.

Does your child get his lunch stolen at school? Well, not with this he won’t.

Kid’s don’t like to bathe? Install the Nose Shower Gel Dispenser and I will wager that they begin to look forward to bathtime. Don’t forget the green food colouring!