Next Time Your Kid Asks For Something Just Because The Neighbor Kids Don’t Have One

Consider showing up with one of these.
There’s something terrifying about this little fella that will forever prevent me from following my own advice, but if you’re in the mood to try your hand at a Kangaroo rat (at least that’s what I’m told this thing is) then please let me know how it goes.

Oh, and take a photo of your kid when they first lay eyes on it :)

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