KidletNation

Unique toys, books, music, and clothing for babies, children and their parents.

My Gut Reaction To The Following Items Was "OMG I Want One"

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Random links featuring goods for you and the kids. Make your child an entomologist because they're sure to get paid.

Quickly followed by… geez I’m an idiot (yet somehow I still want one).

ILikeCool’s Tricycle Lawn Mower find will allow your child to burn off energy, offroad through the lawn and do your work for you… oh, and slice their pets and themselves into teeny tiny pieces. Fair trade? You decide.

Butterfly Design’s Micarathena Species light box will peak your kid’s interest in insects and increase the frequency of nightmare-induced parental wake-up visits a million-fold. I placed a request for a mounted example of Cataglyphis bicolor… does that make me a nerd?
- apologies to anyone actually searching for meaningful Micarathena related content… my bad. Thanks to Rare Bird Finds for posting the link.

Apologies for the homepage link… this is yet another site that doesn’t provide deep links to help us bloggers spread their products. Dumb. Anyway, click “enter” then “waste” then “Cockrooooches magnets” for a product I would have endless fun with. Think about it. Fill your children’s pockets when they leave the house and instruct them to leave them randomly on surfaces (not in your home) they pass throughout the day.

Go through the same nonsense in the previous item but select BIB Target to for something for the babies… a, um, target bib. Nothing surprising here… however, if you dare select the “No Shit Chocolate” from the drop menu, well…

Sure Kids Are Cute… But They Also Stink Quite A Bit

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Yeah it smells. Yeah I have a match. What are you lookin at?

Today’s post is a cheap attempt to keep this blog current and I apologize for that. I also apologize to all the children out there for suggesting that they might stink worse than the adults among us. They don’t. They’re just smaller, and sometimes it’s shocking that such a powerful smell can emanate from something so small and precious.

But it can, and frequently does.

Because of that we can thank Dippylulu over at Etsy for offering up a selection of solutions for your stinky kids.

Stinky Sampler
Veggie Lites
Farty Lites
Stinky Lites

Uncommon Goods – Aggregator Of Kid Stuff

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Pee and Poo stuffed toys. Teach your children about things you'd rather not talk about.

Ok, only one post today… it was a long day at the office.

I stumbled across Uncommon Goods this evening and while I’m not thrilled with their design (I’ve become spoiled by the ‘too cool for school’ slick designs on so many sites in this category) the collection of items is great. Aside: I noticed some wrybaby.com items scattered about so they MUST have good taste ;)

Anyway, these are my favourites:

Parental Commentary Snapsuits featuring taglines like “my dad’s a geek,” “my mom’s a fox” and “props to pops.”

A Persistent Pigeon Don’t let the pigeon drive the bus book set.
Don’t let the pigeon drive the bus? Why not? What if he/she has a license? All excellent questions (posed by yours truly) and all secondary to the fact not only do you get the book, but they throw in a blue pigeon filled with beans. Score!

World’s Most Terrible Monster Leonardo Storybook and Toy
Raises even more questions in my mind than the pigeon book, and comes with a cooler plush.

Pee and Poo Plush Dolls
3000% awesome. Buy these for your friends, gift them without their boxes and reveal their true identities months later. “I’ve been letting my kid play with what?!?!” Oh man, good times.