I Don’t Get The Whole "Reborn" Baby Doll Thing

Reborn baby dolls look like real live babies... but aren't.

Frankly it scares the hell out of me.

Examples:
Reborn Summer. Terrifying.
Reborn Pat Secrist. Gah!
Reborn Elizabeth. Seriously?
Reborn Marije. Apparently more $ buys you more lifelike terror.
Reborn prototype. As seen in the Midwich Cuckoos.

If you’re into these things and I’ve offended you, well, I’m sorry… but I don’t get it. If I walked downstairs in the middle of the night and saw one of these “babies” I think my heart would stop.