If this were true I’d consider the shark jumped. Gallery of the Absurd has this clever post suggesting that everyone’s favourite Pornstar Jenna Jameson is starting a baby accessory and apparel collection. Best part is I would have no trouble believing this if it were posted to a more legitimate news source.
Worse… I’d have no trouble believing that it turned out to be a HUGE seller.
Even freakin worse… I’d have to move when I saw hordes of young mothers making a run on Jenna Jameson gear for their children all over Vancouver. You know it would happen… I’m right, right?
- HARD WOOD crib in mohogany finish
- RUBBER PORN duckie mobile with sparkling crystal Jenna medalion
- THE FLUFFER baby blankie
- SQUEEZABLE PORN duckie with charming oversized bill
- Learn-to-spell blocks
Come to think of it… this stuff would make great gag baby gifts. If I had the cash laying around I might make a run at this one myself.