Thank God for the internet!
Sites like this crack me up… my hat’s off to any genius that can interject humour into a painful or otherwise humourless topic. In this case, diaper rash, sore nipples, dry va-j-j and, um, hemorrhoids.
LeastLikely2Breed.net offers all of the above in some pretty attractive packaging. Whether you actually need these, want them for friends, or are due for a gag gift you need to check this out.